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discomforted:

lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests

(via superdelusionalfangirl)

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"Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it."
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aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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i-write-poetry-not-tragedies:

alinatotheleft:

frnkoreo:

happilyneverforever:

caraknightley:

once a girl in my biology class asked if the sun had bones

Once a girl in my spanish class asked if fish was a dairy product

once a girl in my biology class exclaimed, “i didn’t know you breathed when you were sleeping!”

Once a guy in my health class argued with the teacher for an entire period that peanut butter was a meat

Thank God in homeschooled.

(Source: goatpolice, via superdelusionalfangirl)

— 2 hours ago with 312127 notes

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

(via neverendingfeelings)

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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

image

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— 2 hours ago with 288334 notes

I accept the nomination for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and I hereby nominate Bill Murray, Andrew Gar-Field of Dreams, and Dame Maggie Smith (x)

(Source: blondiepoison, via hotboyproblems)

— 19 hours ago with 50828 notes

vitrifiedvisage:

Mom: get out of bed

Me: sorry but kim k says I don’t have enough energy for that

(via nbrhoods)

— 19 hours ago with 935 notes

wecansexy:

katara is an inspiration to us all she was one of the only ones who had hope that the avatar would return and then she ended up banging the avatar. think of katara in times of need

(via garyhiggins)

— 19 hours ago with 1164 notes