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Ask me anything   Submit   I'm a girl who is literally lost in this dump filled with monsters and demons. And my blog is my escape, thank you to those who find me interesting I really don't see why but your soul is beautiful and good things will come your way.

apatheticghost:

club penguin is 98% teenagers trying to be funny and 2% fifth graders whose parents won’t let them get facebook

(via hotboyproblems)

— 1 week ago with 26533 notes

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

(Source: basnad, via gettingdatbooty)

— 1 week ago with 421755 notes
omg-pictures:

Dave Chappelle talks about when Kanye West was on his showhttp://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

omg-pictures:

Dave Chappelle talks about when Kanye West was on his show
http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

— 1 week ago with 20 notes
thatsgoodweed:

14 Grams of Purple Haze and a Game Informer expiration notice lol

thatsgoodweed:

14 Grams of Purple Haze and a Game Informer expiration notice lol

— 1 week ago with 103 notes
"For every time I gave a fuck, that fuck, fucked me over."
unknown (via hoehen-leicht-daneben)

(Source: 0pt1c, via utmostidiocy)

— 1 week ago with 57225 notes
yungwifey:

THE FUCKING SHADE OF IT ALL 
LOL POOR KHLOE

yungwifey:

THE FUCKING SHADE OF IT ALL 

LOL POOR KHLOE

(Source: brandiglanville, via hotboyproblems)

— 1 week ago with 74750 notes
doctorateofwhalenoises:

bisexual-pirate-ladies-ac:

strippers do it in eight inch stilettos 

And occasionally with a few (or a lot) shots in the system.

doctorateofwhalenoises:

bisexual-pirate-ladies-ac:

strippers do it in eight inch stilettos

And occasionally with a few (or a lot) shots in the system.

(via errando-discimus)

— 1 week ago with 348924 notes

soccercopdoc:

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

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(via ruby-brown)

— 1 week ago with 141010 notes

volcainist:

That moment when your mom realized she forgot you in walmart
image

(via garyhiggins)

— 1 week ago with 10995 notes